Showing posts with label Funny incidents. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny incidents. Show all posts

27 November 2015

He left me..What???

Today my work finished early.Yeah like 15 minutes earlier..
Then I was getting ready to go back home.I said bye bye to my daddy and started walking off to the car when suddenly he stopped me to wait for him so that we both can go back together.
Being the good daughter, I waited for him for a good forty five minutes.By the time he was almost done I went and waited for him in the car.
Krik ..Krik ...10 minutes gone....
krik ...krik ....another 10 minutes gone..
So I went back into the shop to ask my worker where is my dad...and he said 'miss,boss has gone back home like 20 minutes ago with your brother'
Wait..what?????He left me..
Sheeshh...sweat daddy...What ??Why??
My 15 minutes early off is gone because of you and you made me wait .
Daddy oh daddy...he thinks its funny.#methinksnono


16 November 2015

Whose egg is that???



Been quite sometimes since my last entry. Yeahhh, have been busy celebrating Diwali last week:))
Well my kinda Diwali is more too hanging out with family ,staying home ,watching TV and definitely lots of eating till I'm feeling like a whale now...
Foohhhhh...Need to burn out those fats...
Coming back to the egg story, my mum did a ikan bilis sambal with telur last Friday.During dinner there was only one egg left in the sambal, and I started asking whose egg was that to everybody so that I can eat it if no one claims the ownership.Hehehe
Then the genius brother answered the egg belongs to the chicken.
Darn idiot I felt like slapping my face.
Ended up not eating at all...He ate it...

Egg and anchovies sambal

Personal confession: My favourite food is Sambal petai and udang (Stinky/Bitter beans and prawn sambal)where the ratio is 1:1.Hehehe...there must be as much petai as the prawn.
Nyum nyum who doesnt love it.I love it.
I'll post a picture when my mum cooks it.

24 October 2015

Fake smile real smile???

Yesterday after coming back from work I was taking selfies with nephew.I thought all of them looked good and wanted to post them on Faceboook and Instagram.Then suddenly the biggest critique of mine ,my younger brother of course ,said none of the pictures look good.He said all of them look fake..Suddenly tanduk's(devils horn) started coming out from my head,,
yeah literally..
Snatched the phone away from him,,but then I had second thought and didn't post any of them.
I'm kinda easily distracted by what people say...HAIIISSSHHH....
Need to change that attitude first.
Today we did spring cleaning since Deepavali is coming...not we but only my younger sisters as mum already allocated the tasks for each people.If no there will be a karate,judo ,boxing and all kind of martial arts at my house...HAHAHAHA!!!
Then I was thinking about what my brother said about real smile and fake smile.....Well I thought the photos were good but his comment really made me _ _ _  _ _.(Fill in the blanks).
I guess family knows us the best.
Like my parents use to tell me that I'm pretty no matter what(even when I had crooked teeth that were popping out of my mouth and when I was the heaviest among my siblings)..
Well I changed for better so things are good now.
I realized then I'm the most 'realest' and 'truest' person when I'm with my family.I always feel myself when I'm with them. So definitely the real me writing this=)
My nephews ultimate selfie pose....hahahah


Ignore the messy hair and oily face and one smaller eye :))
All thoughts are meant for me...hehe:)

16 October 2015

Where is the LOGIC???

I asked my nephew : Where is the logic baby?? AND
He said : Its in the first room ma...

Haishhh, had trouble making him to understand what logic is.After almost an hour of determination , he flushed the determination down the drain.Even if you ask him today he will say it's in the first room.He thinks logic is his grandma's animal friend(btw all animals are his grandma's friend).

The thing was he found a marker pen from somewhere and he wanted paper to draw, according to him.Since we hide all the papers from his reach he was stealing them from my printer's paper tray.
So I told him that he should have asked my permission before taking the papers.He said sorry with his cute eyes blinking all the way and being the soft hearted aunty I forgave him....Well he thought he can take the papers first then only to ask my permission.

I explained to him that it is only LOGIC to get the owner's permission before taking their things and not after...Thats where LOGIC beginned.

That's him and his aunty. Look at the eyes:)

He drew this with aunty's paper.The biggest thing is grandpa according to him

8 October 2015

Siblings love:)

Hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!Well I laughed a lot.That's bad right laughing at others.
I'm actually a compassionate person who can cry even when Baymax,the marshmallow robot died at the end of the Big Hero movie.
But when I'm with my sisters I'm the biggest bully I guess.Yeah,like when you have so much rights in their life, things turns out to be like that..hmmm..well maybe that's in my case only ..
I have 3 sisters.One elder and two younger.We all look almost the same with the same height and weight,but people often mistaken me and my elder sister as twins.

Actually the other day my elder sister felt down at the Masjid Jamek lrt station.Whoosh that station particularly is always packed and she felt down and made a scene...hahaha..
Luckily her colleague was with her,I think she said Abang Sai or something.He helped her to get back to home.

The following day she called home to inform my mum and the news spread like sea waves in split seconds. We snatched the phone from my mum and started teasing her.
Even posted on Facebook.
Luckily she has the nicest boyfriend in the world....we think so.
At the end of the day,we always love our sister.(Loves and kisses-hope she doesn't read this)





Bad sister,good sister who always care for each other:)

6 October 2015

Oh Noooooo!!!!

Oh Noooooo!!!!
Ouch actually.
An ant bit me..
Actually I was not aware of the ant which was on my jeans which I wore without realizing it which bit me and made me move like I wanna go to the loo the whole time.
Too many which till I don't know which is which. Haaaahaaa...

And the funny thing when you have many siblings is they don't say something nice but they will be bullying you the whole time..yeahh they said pity the ant..daa what a brother..sigh..

Then my brother told me..no actually us a story,
According to him,the other day he and my father was travelling from somewhere by lorry..My brother was driving the lorry and suddenly my father grabbed his arm like he was in pain...my brother got shocked and stopped to check on him..
My dad was grabbing and squishing something on his arm...he thought something poisonous crawled inside his long sleeve and bit him..When that little thing stopped moving my brother helped him to take off that shirt to realize they was making a scene for a poor little grasshopper which my father squished to death..

My mom was laughing the most ...
My father is indeed a funny man.He added on while listening ..next time you feel something is biting you just squish it...Yea right pa:)

Coming back to me...The itchiness was gone..Lesson learnt anyway.